I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is laggin`
See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin`
I`m startin` to feel like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
I`m startin` to feel like a dungeon dragon
Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin`
So f**k I look like gettin` back to a has-been

Yeah, I said it, has-been
Hang it up, flat screen
Plasma
Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma

I got the pumps, it ain`t got medicine
I got bars, sentencin`
I`m a bad bitch, I`m a c**t
And I`ll kick that ho, punt

Forced trauma, blunt
You play the back bitch, I`m in the front
You need a job, this ain`t cuttin` it
Nicki Minaj is who you ain`t f**kin` with

You lil` brag-a-lot beat you with a pad-a-lock
I am a movie, camera block
You outta work, I know it`s tough
But enough is enough

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

I ain`t into S&M but my whip`s off the chain
A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
An eraser for a head, f**kin` pencil for a friend

You don`t like it then peel off, bitch, every last woman on earth I`ll kill off
And I still wouldn`t f**k you, slut, so wipe the smile on your grill off
I swear to God I`ll piss a Happy Meal off
Get the wheels turnin`, spin a wheel off

Snap the axle in half, bust the tire-rod
Quit hollerin` "Why, God?" He ain`t got s**t to do with it
Bygones`ll never be bygones so won`t be finished swallowin` my wad
I ain`t finished blowin` it, nice bra

Hope it`ll fit a tough titty, bitch, life`s hard, I swear to God
Life is a dumb blond white broad
With fake tits and a bad dye job
Who just spit in my f**kin` face and called me a f**kin` tightwad

`Til finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
And caught her stealin` my music so I tied her arms and legs to the bed
Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
Look, two pees and a tripod

The moral to the story is, life`s treatin` you like dry sod?
Kick it back in its face, my God
It`s Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
But don`t ask why, bitch, ask why not

The world, world is my punchin` bag and
If I`m garbage, you`re a bunch of maggots
Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it

Like a, raah, like a dungeon dragon
You fell off, off, they must`ve bumped your wagon
You musta went off the back, I`m `bout to go off the deep end
Told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic

Is this the thanks that I get for puttin` you bitches on?
Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little ho
Now I`ma wrap your coffin with a bow

Nicki, she just mad `cause you took the spot
Word, that bitch mad `cause I took the spot?
Well bitch, if you ain`t s**ttin`, then get off the pot
Got some ni**as out in Brooklyn that`ll off your top

I hear them mumblin`, I hear the cacklin`
I got `em scared, shook, panickin`
Overseas, church, Vatican
You at a stand still, mannequin

You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
I`m the motherf**kin` boss, overwrite
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
Now all my ni**as gettin` bucked, overbite

I see them dusty ass Filas, Levi`s
Raggedy ass, holes in your knee-highs
I call the play, now do you see why?
These bitches callin` me Manning, Eli

Manning, Eli
These bitches callin` me Manning, Eli

All you lil` fa**ots can suck it
No homo, but I`ma stick it to `em like refrigerator magnets
And I`m crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
Yeah, look who`s back again, bitch, keep actin` as if

You have the same passion that I have
Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass, you ass dicks had gastric bypass
Ain`t hot enough to set fire to dry grass
And `bout as violent as hair on eyelids, eyelash

Go take a flyin` leap of faith off a f**kin` balcony
`Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
You know what time it is, so why ask
When Shady and Nicki`s worlds class it`s high class meets white trash

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon

Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it
You`ve gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad
You and this boy Slim Shady
What`s goin` on?

They`ll lock you away
They`ll put you in a jail cell
I promise
Take your mother`s warnin`, Roman please

Back to bed, run along
Let`s go, come on
Wash your mouth out with soap, boys